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  • Why did I get married?

Answer: 

Hey pal, you and me both. Kidding!

  • Why do we yawn?

Answer: 

Science isn't entirely sure, but some think it's to bring more oxygen into the blood during slower-breathing periods (when we're tired).

  • Why am I so tired?

Answer: 

Probably because you just read a question about yawning.

  • Why am I always so tired?

Answer: 

Oh, the kiddie gloves are off now, eh? Probably because you've read three questions in a row related to this.

  • Why is Caillou bald?

Answer: 

He was created as an infant, but when he aged, the show decided to keep his unique bald look. The more you know!

  • Why do we dream?

Answer: 

We really don't know. Perhaps dreams are just what the brain happens to do as it rests during the night.

  • Why are flags at half-mast today?

Answer: 

To honor... whatever is going on the day this is asked.

  • Why are firetrucks red?

Answer: 

To help them stand out with a dominant color.

  • Why did the chicken cross the road?

Answer: 

It's a metaphor for death. "The other side" means the afterlife.

  • Why you gotta be so rude?

Answer: 

Don't you know I'm human too?

  •  Why do cats knead?

Answer: 

This forward-and-backward motion with the front paws is likely a remnant from kittenhood, where young felines knead to stimulate the flow of milk from their mothers.

  • Why do you want to work here?

Answer: 

I don't.

  • Why should I hire you?

Answer: 

Going from plural to singular (see question 5) won't change my answer, compadre.

  • Why do men have nipples?

Answer: 

We're not sure, though one scientist jokes "so that men can have the breast of both worlds."

  • Why do men cheat?

Answer: 

In relationships? Because some of us are jerks.

In games? Because I'll be darned if I'm going to lose at Candy Land again.

  • Why do dogs howl?

Answer: 

It's a social tool used to communicate.

  • Why is a raven like a writing desk?

Answer: 

This famous unanswered riddle was presented in Alice in Wonderland. Author Lewis Carroll eventually revealed "both can produce a few notes, though they are very flat."

  • Why is my eye twitching?

Answer: 

You're probably browsing the Facebooks of my exes.

  • Why are flamingos pink?

Answer: 

Actually, they're born with gray feathers; these turn pink through a natural dye, canthaxanthin, in their meals.

  • Why not both meme?

Answer: 

This isn't an actual question, just a search for the humorous "why not both" meme.

  • Why not lease it?

Answer: 

Another non-question looking for the company WhyNotLeaseIt. Hey, why not?

  • Why not me lyrics?

Answer: 

Hombre, you need to be more specific. You looking for The Judds' or Eric Church's song?

  • Why do I sweat so much?

 it could be a condition called hyperhidrosis, or simply nervous sweat. Be sure you're applying antiperspirant, not just deodorant.

  •  Why do dogs lick?

It's mostly a sign of affection. They mean well!

  • Why is my period late?

Answer: 

As a guy with limited knowledge of the subject and limited willingness to research it, all I can say is this: it could be a natural fluctuation, or it could mean you're pregnant.

  • Why do my nipples hurt?

Answer: 

What have you been doing in your spare time?

  • Why do my eyes twitch?

Answer: 

Both of them? Sir, you must be fun at parties.

  • Why do dogs eat poop?

Answer: 

Many wild animals do this in an attempt to extract more nutrients from the same food. If your dog is consistently demonstrating such behavior, make sure they're getting a balanced diet.

  • Why do I love you?

Answer: 

Hey, it's hard not to.

  • Why do men love witches?

Answer: 

Let's just say this question didn't begin as "witches."

This largely depends on the guy and whether they want a long-term relationship or a fling.

  • Why is it called Black Friday?

Answer: 

Surprisingly, historians aren't entirely sure, thinking it began as a negative term to describe the heavy traffic of the day.

  • Why do people snore?

Answer: 

Snoring occurs when people can't adequately move air through their throat and nose. While a common issue, take note, as it could indicate certain health problems.

  • Why is my internet so slow?

Answer: 

It could be a virus, a hardware defect, or simply an inexpensive service plan.

  • Why am I so ugly?

Answer: 

Don't talk to me.

  • Why am I always cold?

Answer: 

Obviously, the temperature changes with the season, so dress appropriately. Beyond that, make sure you're eating enough sustenance for your body to convert to heat.

  • Why did Japan attack Pearl Harbor?

Answer: 

A day that will live in infamy, Pearl Harbor would later be judged as a war crime because it happened prior to any declaration of war on America. Japan hoped to disable our naval forces, preventing us from interfering with their invasion plans for various countries.

  • Why am I always hungry?

Answer: 

There's a tone change for ya. Make sure you're eating enough, and make sure it's filling (high-fiber diets should help).

  • Why did Hitler hate Jews?

Answer: 

Back to WWII already? Jews have long been persecuted, and Hitler's particular disdain likely boils down to simply racism: a belief that some races are inherently superior.

  • Why are manhole covers round?

Answer: 

Convenience. Round covers can be rolled and easily placed.

  • Why do we fall?

Answer: 

Gravity, bruh.

  • Why do fools fall in love?

Answer: 

Let me go ask my in-laws.

  • Why do we actually need to learn a second language?

Answer: 

Rest in peace, pig latin.

But in all seriousness, I'm surprised you weren't given a choice; most programs offer several options. Studies to show it's easier to learn languages while you're young, so if there's a time to do it, it's now, and even dead languages can prove useful in academic and historic research.

  • How do you get all this information?

Answer: 

 I've got connections in high places, or maybe I just access the free search result list.

  • Why are people different?

Answer: 

Physically, our DNA and genes cause our bodies to have different phenotypes or physical traits.

As for personalities, there's some controversy in regards to the nature vs. nurture debates, but I tend to place stock in both--perhaps certain characteristics we're born with lead us towards certain habits, but our environment and peers also influence us.

  • Why do I waste my time with someone who doesn't give me theirs?

Answer: 

Humans crave companionship and enjoy a challenge. If someone is giving you at least some attention, then we tend to fight for it because it feels like a "victory" when you successfully gain it.

But I think you already know what I'm about to say--try to find people who value you as much as you do them. If you can't seem to encounter them where you're at, look in a new environment.

  • Why does my baby sister eat soap?

Answer: 

Maybe she's been picking up some not-so-nice words from you.

  • Why do people have sex?

Answer: 

Scientific answer: Most people have an innate urge to; a "sex drive". Humans very possibly evolved in a manner where our bodies reward us for sex with pleasure to help the reproductive cycle and ensure our species' survival.

Casual answer: People are horny and like how it feels.





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